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Mayor Ed Lee to Get Tough on Dolores Park Hooligans
Our democratically-appointed executive mustache has had enough of the vandalism of late in Dolores Park's new playground, and he's not taking it anymore. According to Mission Local, Mayor Lee outlined...
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Tartine is Bull-Shheet
That's what Starbucks' Pascal Rigo has to say about everyone's preferred morning bun purveyor in a rather mouthy interview with SF Magazine:"[San Francisco] is the only place in the world where a...
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Ed Lee's Free Speech Problem
Very disappointed #ChickFilA doesn't share San Francisco's values & strong commitment to equality for everyone.— Edwin Lee (@mayoredlee) July 26, 2012Closest #ChickFilA to San Francisco is 40 miles...
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City Goes Through Impressive Lengths to Preserve Allegedly Fake John Lennon...
If this signature is so damn fake, why has the city been jackhammering around it for so many years? Hmm? HMM?!Categorized: Haters, Music, Western Addition / NOPATagged: because internet commenters are...
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The Power of The Wiggle
The NY Times (teaming up with illustrator extraordinaire Wendy MacNaughton) took a look at the Wiggle yesterday, teaching East Coasters how we manage our elevation problem:The first time I set out...
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Tree Swing Assassin Finds New Target
Back in January, this escaped nursing home patient cut down the beloved Valencia Street tree swing with a box cutter, only to call the cops on herself when an angry mob of joy defenders confronted her....
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Lo-Fi Super PAC "Coalition of Native San Franciscans" Wants Cyclists to...
Following last week's Kinko's-based attack on locally bloggers, the "Coalition of Native San Franciscans Against the Influx of Transplant Douchers" has began fliering some neighborhood called the Inner...
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Hilarious Brooklyn Wiseass Visits 1956 San Francisco
In 1956, some dead dude named Phil Foster (not to be confused with Vince Foster, also a dead dude) packed up his Brooklyn snark and nauseating accent and traveled to San Francisco, taking in the sights...
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Four Barrel Bans Instagraming Anti-Hipster Signage
Four Barrel updated their draconian laws this week, adding "not posting this on instagram" to the list. The irony, of course, is that the very first photo taken with Instagram was of a Four Barrel...
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City Shuts Down Casanova's Turntable
Bad news, folks. We're being told that city officials paid a visit to renowned happy hour hotspot Casanova a few weeks back, telling the bewildered staff they had to unplug their turntable perched at...
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Foreclosure Crisis Makes a Stray Out of Man's Best Friend
[Photo by Brenton Haslam]Categorized: Capitalism, Haters, Pets & AnimalsNo Comments
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In Defense of Irony
Titled "How to Live Without Irony," the New York Times recently published a paraphrastic update of AdBuster's seminal 2008 essay identifying icky hipsters as the "end of Western Civilization." I...
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Then they came for the nudes…
I warned of the slippery, oiled-up slope we were on back in April. Now the city's verdict is clear: your genitals must be shamefully concealed from sight as G-d intended.Put them away and think of the...
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Harsh Words For Bike Messengers Outside of Latin America Club
Man, it was just a few years ago were getting down on Google employees a mere block away. How the times have changed.Categorized: Bicycles, Haters4 Comments
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SFPD: Santa's Reindeer "Not Street Legal"
I was so caught up with how rad Santa's sleigh was that I completely forgot that the Scrooges at Mission Station would find something objectionable about it. Palmier fills us in:We were in that weird...
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Sup. Campos Falters on Alcohol Legislation, Hopes to Allow Beer Sales in...
While San Francisco's State Senator Mark Leno is busy trying to extend California's last call until 4 a.m., city Supervisor David Campos is taking a much more puritanical stance on alcohol sales....
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Rite Spot Cafe Backhandedly Makes NY Times' 10 Favorite SF Bars List
In an obvious attempt to gin up their alt cred, the New York Times recently swung through the Mission during an otherwise "old news" San Francisco bar crawl. (Unless you haven't heard of Vesuvio and...
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Mini Golf Course Preemptively Apologizes For Moving Into the Neighborhood
24 hours later, and the owner of Urban Putt already assuring the neighborhood he's not a corporate bigwig.I guess it might have something to do with this:Categorized: Haters, SportsTagged: Urban Putt23...
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A Celebration of Hee Haw
This summer San Francisco gets to live that parent life, so break out the your fancy fleece and post up in the park for the ultimate in hee haw activities, Outside Lands. Have you seen the line up? Man...
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Dolores Park: The Mission's Latest Object of Scorn
Look, we here still love Dolores Park. Its views are unparalleled (even when we opt to sit at lower elevations), the grass is alive enough, it's the cheapest bar we know, and it's the Mall of America...
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